Sunday, July 27, 2008

IKEA Kitchens

Don't ever let them tell you it's this easy:



Because it totally isn't.

Batman on Broadway

Last night I saw the Prince video "Bat dance" for the first time. Yeah it may have been out since the 90's but I guess I just never paid that much attention. Boy am I glad I was a careless kid back then. It may just be my strong affinity for batman (I've always thought he was the most creative) but if were as old as I am now when that video came out I would've protested outside the studio. I may have been the only one picketing but someone should've stopped that before it started. Who was the guy that approved that video? Who was the guy that said "Yeah, this is great. Let's do it."

Sure it was a hit, because batman was big back then and sure people were a little weird in the 90's. But soon there will be another wave of all things Batman due to this movie being out and all I ask of you is please, PLEASE for the love of all that is Batman, please keep Prince, a.k.a. the artist formerly known as and the guy that only goes by the sign, held up away from all recording studios and camcorders and mics.

I won't blame you for not watching the whole thing. It was a little too much for me.





Friday, July 25, 2008

A-List Trash

The other day I was at the store buying food for dinner. A family of four got into the line next to me and I noticed their preteen girls head for the newsstand. All they wanted to look at were celebrity tabloids.

Is that what matters most to the next generation? Who’s wearing what to the Oscars and which star is pregnant or getting arrested this week? Sad, to think it’s true. I can't beleive that's what kids these days are looking forward too. Let me explain something to you guys:

Celebrities are NORMAL PEOPLE. I know it's hard to believe, but at one point in their lives they probably did most of the same things you do on a daily basis. Then one day someone noticed their talent and now they're on TV and have maids do all the "dirty work."

Maybe if you weren't so interested in Britney's boob job or what Brangelina's naming the twins, you could work on your talents and some poor 13 year old will read about you in "A-List Trash" one day.

Parents: please teach your kids not to be "Paris-sites"
and
Celebrities: remember that you're always on film whether you like it or not. It's the price you pay for living as lavishly as you do. So be responsible about it because someone's always watching whether they're 30 or 13.

Open Your Eyes

This is the beginning of rants, raves and odd ideas. Lefts and Rights, you won't find any wings here so please don't stop to advertise. I refuse to convert. None of you are in it for the good anyway. Idiots and people with absolutely no common sense, drop on by and learn a little something will ya. Just like my mind this blog will never consist of a single topic and will mostly be a giant ramble of what ever comes to mind in front of this "window to the world." So enjoy it or don't, it's all the same to me.

Rant #1:
Entry into the Sentinel’s Ticked Off 04/02:
"Congress is investigating the trivial issue of pharmaceuticals in our drinking water instead of pursuing the importance of substances in our major league baseball players."

My Response:
Trivial?!? I'd like to hope this is blatant sarcasm because otherwise...


What the ball players do to themselves is their own problem. I can’t believe people in this country care more about baseball than unknown substances in their tap water. Maybe drinking the hallucinogenic water is why Bush has been president for 8 long and unproductive years filled with greed. Maybe being drugged into not caring is why we’ve allowed him to continue to destroy this country and others. A statement like yours just goes to show what matters most to the majority of people in this nation and honestly, it’s sickening.

Needless to say they didn't publish it. Was it my distasteful affection for our mass murdering leader? He should be held on as low a pedestal as Hitler. Seriously.

People wonder why I can't choose between democrat or republican. Because no candidate for either party has ever appealed to me. They all look, sound and smell like liars. They said anything to get where they are and they'll say anything to get where they want to be. Does anyone really think they have our interests at heart. (When I say our I mean: citizens of a country as a whole) No, everyone thinks of themselves first. Especially politicians. Is it not apparent with the head of the house now? I'd like to know how much time people have spent trying to get those "W" stickers off their windows....

Open your eyes...