Today's Ticked...A Bushel of Fun

“We need to teach our women today that the back-talking they do to men is wrong.”
Sure! Let’s just go back 100 years or so and erase the whole Women’s Rights thing. Let’s just scratch that right on out of existence. Then we’ll move to improve business for Scotch and buy every woman a roll of tape so that she can just keep her mouth shut! That way there’s no question about whether or not what she says is pleasing to your ears. - You’ve got to be kidding me.


“When did it become OK to go out in your pajamas? It's bad enough they started pajama pants. Now they're wearing pajama tops and even wearing fuzzy slippers to go shopping.”
It never became OK to go out in your pajamas. Everyone just became too lazy to actually get dressed.


“In response to women buying bras that fit properly: This was called in by a man or a flat-chested broad. I'm an extremely big-busted woman; not fat. Bras are designed by men who don't know how to fit women. The cost of a bra for someone my size starts at $40.”
First off I don’t think you can really “call in” to ticked off. Secondly, it doesn’t matter who complained about the bra fat. Truth is not ALL bras are designed by men and I’m SURE you can find one for less than $40. So in conclusion: Get smarter and look harder.


“Our education system doesn't teach our children how to buy a car or home.”
It’s bad enough that we’ve pushed the educational system to teach our children about sex (they obviously aren’t doing a good job) but now you want them to also teach our kids how to buy a house and car? Let me guess, it would be great if the system could start teaching them how to dress and feed themselves too? What exactly do you consider your roll as a parent to be?

Was Cartman Right All Along?

http://www.cnn.com/2009/US/03/24/chinese.drywall/index.html
"TIME.com: Is drywall the next Chinese Import Scandal?"

This is more of a reason to stop importing and start making things "at home."
Not to mention helping the unemployment rate by doing so.

Yet Another One

FORT PIERCE, Fla. (March 3) - Authorities say a Florida woman called 911 three times after McDonald's employees told her they were out of McNuggets.

When are they going to start handing out serious fines for this? How dumb can Florida get? It's like every couple of weeks someone calls 911 because the fast food chain they happened to stop at didn't have what they wanted.

I bet if you just drove another block to a different location (of the same chain restaurant) they would've had your nuggets or your lemonade.

SHOCKER I KNOW.

Economics

Hey Media, how about we STOP reporting on how bad the economy is.
Just for one week.

Then see how scared people are about spending money.

What is wrong with you people?

http://www.cnn.com/2009/US/02/26/hate.groups.report/index.html

First off I would like to say that your ancestors were the ones that brought them in so if you're going to be mad at anyone, be mad at the ones who taught you to hate. With that said, let's begin.

My first question in reading this article is why was a former klansman (not giving them the privilege of a capital letter) elected into office? I think there should be some sort of rules against that. Someone with a background like that is definitely not looking out for the good of all. But then again what politician really is. Secondly, what exactly is the problem with a black man becoming president? And before I answer that question with another question, let me just remind everyone that he is only HALF black. There, now we can all get over the idea of a black man becoming president. He's a man just like anyone else no matter the color of his skin. And I blame the media (another blog for another day) on all the hype about his skin color. If you didn't repeat it so often and throw it into people's faces, it would be such a big deal and the haters would have a harder time using it as a ploy to draw more in.

Back to that next question, are you angry with the power he holds because it really goes to show that black people have rights too? Are you scared that if we follow a black leader, then you'll wake up one morning to all blacks putting you and yours in chains and making you their slaves? Well fortunately for you and everyone else in this country, those days have passed so you have nothing to worry about there, rest easy Billy Joe.

I am amazed at the amount of hatred still left in this country, and I am proud to be a product of non-hatred as well. It's called unconditional love. Being a person of mixed decent, I would be proud and honored to be your neighbor. Just to throw it in your face that there are more people out there that love change and love the differences in each other, and your "hate everyone of a different race than mine" clans can all go to hell. I like how your followers state that the president helps provide a visual aid in providing a sense of purpose. What a joke. There is no purpose. And if fear in the White European-American heritage dying out is what's keeping you going, then I hope you love your sister and mother enough to do the nasty cause that's the only way "your kind" is going to survive. White American heritage will live on with or without you and your hatred and I think time is proving that the you'll will be at a loss in the end.

I'm going to have to end this by commending the writer of the column for ending it with that final comment that sums this issue up oh so well:

"Their thinking is very distorted."

You are a disturbed bunch and I hope you find the psychological help you need to get over this soon, because whether you like it or not, the world is moving on without you. Not to mention melding together! Ha, take that!

Unbelievably Ticked Off:

“For the first time in history, the president of the United States was elected by morons.”

Which is better, morons electing a President, or narcissists electing a Moron?

Question:

Why do people PAY for tans when we live in FLORIDA!
It has always amazed me how lazy people are. Not to mention how easliy and pointlessly they can spend money.

Why do we buy bottled water? Why do we buy SUV's when we don't have lifestyles that actually require bigger vehicles? Why do stores who claim to be "going green" and/or "helping the environment" STILL HAND OUT PLASTIC BAGS?

WAKE UP.
WAKE UP.
WAKE FUCKING UP.

Un-Edjamuhcated

'BOYNTON BEACH, Fla. -- A man in South Florida faces charges after he called 911 to complain that a fast-food restaurant ran out of his favorite drink. Boynton Beach police said 66-year-old Jean Fortune was at a Burger King Friday, when a cashier told him they didn't have any lemonade.'

-This is JUST as bad as the guy who called 911 from Subway last year.

By the way if anyone from the WEEKLY is reading this, instead of doing one "Dumb Florida" issue a year, how about a small column that constantly reminds us of how poor our educational system obviously is? I think it would be just as good as the one about how uncreative all of our criminals are.

Hey Bigots...

You would help out the country a lot more if you were to aim the rifle at yourself instead of the president. By now you should realize that the people in this country who elected him completely outweigh the ones (such as yourself) who didn't. Not to mention the fact that we understand that there are racist idiots like you out there with no morals and nothing else to do. This is why security is heavier than that of any other president. So instead of plotting against him, why don't you save us all the trouble and just off the one that really doesn't matter - yourself.

I mean come on, did you really think you could just drive up to the white house with a rifle clearly visible in the passenger seat stating that you had a "delivery" for the president?

Give me a break.

oink oink

"I am so ticked off at all those flat-chested ugly women who write in to criticize how our female newscasters look and dress. Martha is beautiful, and her critics are bow-wow."

Since when does being flat-chested make women ugly?
Silicone has ruined society.
And you should be sent to the farm – pig.


**Update: Not that anyone else cares, but they actually published this one!!!