What is wrong with you people?

http://www.cnn.com/2009/US/02/26/hate.groups.report/index.html

First off I would like to say that your ancestors were the ones that brought them in so if you're going to be mad at anyone, be mad at the ones who taught you to hate. With that said, let's begin.

My first question in reading this article is why was a former klansman (not giving them the privilege of a capital letter) elected into office? I think there should be some sort of rules against that. Someone with a background like that is definitely not looking out for the good of all. But then again what politician really is. Secondly, what exactly is the problem with a black man becoming president? And before I answer that question with another question, let me just remind everyone that he is only HALF black. There, now we can all get over the idea of a black man becoming president. He's a man just like anyone else no matter the color of his skin. And I blame the media (another blog for another day) on all the hype about his skin color. If you didn't repeat it so often and throw it into people's faces, it would be such a big deal and the haters would have a harder time using it as a ploy to draw more in.

Back to that next question, are you angry with the power he holds because it really goes to show that black people have rights too? Are you scared that if we follow a black leader, then you'll wake up one morning to all blacks putting you and yours in chains and making you their slaves? Well fortunately for you and everyone else in this country, those days have passed so you have nothing to worry about there, rest easy Billy Joe.

I am amazed at the amount of hatred still left in this country, and I am proud to be a product of non-hatred as well. It's called unconditional love. Being a person of mixed decent, I would be proud and honored to be your neighbor. Just to throw it in your face that there are more people out there that love change and love the differences in each other, and your "hate everyone of a different race than mine" clans can all go to hell. I like how your followers state that the president helps provide a visual aid in providing a sense of purpose. What a joke. There is no purpose. And if fear in the White European-American heritage dying out is what's keeping you going, then I hope you love your sister and mother enough to do the nasty cause that's the only way "your kind" is going to survive. White American heritage will live on with or without you and your hatred and I think time is proving that the you'll will be at a loss in the end.

I'm going to have to end this by commending the writer of the column for ending it with that final comment that sums this issue up oh so well:

"Their thinking is very distorted."

You are a disturbed bunch and I hope you find the psychological help you need to get over this soon, because whether you like it or not, the world is moving on without you. Not to mention melding together! Ha, take that!

Unbelievably Ticked Off:

“For the first time in history, the president of the United States was elected by morons.”

Which is better, morons electing a President, or narcissists electing a Moron?

Question:

Why do people PAY for tans when we live in FLORIDA!
It has always amazed me how lazy people are. Not to mention how easliy and pointlessly they can spend money.

Why do we buy bottled water? Why do we buy SUV's when we don't have lifestyles that actually require bigger vehicles? Why do stores who claim to be "going green" and/or "helping the environment" STILL HAND OUT PLASTIC BAGS?

WAKE UP.
WAKE UP.
WAKE FUCKING UP.

Un-Edjamuhcated

'BOYNTON BEACH, Fla. -- A man in South Florida faces charges after he called 911 to complain that a fast-food restaurant ran out of his favorite drink. Boynton Beach police said 66-year-old Jean Fortune was at a Burger King Friday, when a cashier told him they didn't have any lemonade.'

-This is JUST as bad as the guy who called 911 from Subway last year.

By the way if anyone from the WEEKLY is reading this, instead of doing one "Dumb Florida" issue a year, how about a small column that constantly reminds us of how poor our educational system obviously is? I think it would be just as good as the one about how uncreative all of our criminals are.

Hey Bigots...

You would help out the country a lot more if you were to aim the rifle at yourself instead of the president. By now you should realize that the people in this country who elected him completely outweigh the ones (such as yourself) who didn't. Not to mention the fact that we understand that there are racist idiots like you out there with no morals and nothing else to do. This is why security is heavier than that of any other president. So instead of plotting against him, why don't you save us all the trouble and just off the one that really doesn't matter - yourself.

I mean come on, did you really think you could just drive up to the white house with a rifle clearly visible in the passenger seat stating that you had a "delivery" for the president?

Give me a break.

oink oink

"I am so ticked off at all those flat-chested ugly women who write in to criticize how our female newscasters look and dress. Martha is beautiful, and her critics are bow-wow."

Since when does being flat-chested make women ugly?
Silicone has ruined society.
And you should be sent to the farm – pig.


**Update: Not that anyone else cares, but they actually published this one!!!

What's in the Paper This Week?

Gun Control...

"To you idiots who want to ban guns: There's no way guns can be eradicated. When a criminal wants one, he'll always find one. All you are doing is depriving people smarter than you the right to self-defense. How did you ever get out of kindergarten?"

Weapons are weapons. People have and will find ways to harm someone or something to get what they want. Before there were guns, there were knives, and it goes back to bows and arrows. But the main concern for banning guns is the rise in crime and the fact that they are the number one weapon of choice. Think about the millions of people who've died accidentally or even purposely that should still be around today.

I don't think banning guns is the answer, but I do think there needs to be a much harder way to get your hands on them

More "Ticked Off'

“Community garage sales are opportunities for thieves. My husband was mowing our back yard during our sale when someone blatantly walked into our garage and stole some of our lawn equipment. I came home from the grocery store and, as I was unloading, someone tried to walk off with a bag of my groceries.”

First off you’re an idiot for leaving your items unattended.
Secondly, walking off with groceries people? Is there no decency left in this country?


“I'm ticked off at the person at a fitness center who stole my swimming suit, which was hanging on my shower stall. I hope you get what I've got!”


They were probably just trying to be funny by stealing your swimsuit (which I don’t see the humor in), but thanks for warning us all of your condition.


“Many people fill the food drive bags with expired food cans and boxes.”


Oh Come On!

Enough Already

I am so sick of hearing about this 20 something waste of space and her long gone daughter. I knew from the moment the story broke and the fact that she wasn't talking/lying that the little girl was dead. You'd have to be an idiot or a god fearing hopeful to believe she was still alive. And 2 months later mom's still the cover story.

I wish everyone would just get over it. Let the search parties look for the body, but don't give this pathetic piece any more spotlight. The fact that she could be so selfish, she's probably eating this all up. Her 15 minutes are over, leave her alone until she has something important to say, like "this is where you'll find her..."

Continually making her the "big news" only fuels her fire. And in case you didn't know, this isn't about her. It's about the kid. Find the kid and let this woman rot. And if you don't find the kid, keep raising bail and postponing trial till she at least hangs herself. The faster the media forgets about this woman, the faster they move her out of solitary and the general population can have their way with her.

Either way, it just goes to show that the Weekly was right, the dumbest shit always seems to happen in Florida.